A project called “Tsotchke” has convinced a lot of people to buy up its token based on claims that it uses “spin-based quantum computing” to “enable quantum-enhanced AI at room temperature”. However, cryptographers and quantum computer scientists have serious doubts about the claims made by the project’s anonymous developers. “[If they] just said it was an advanced random number generator, it would be moderately accurate”, remarked the CEO of a separate quantum/crypto crossover company. Another reviewer described the project as “primarily marketing language around a conventional PRNG.“Tsotchke’s developers have reacted as any reputable scientists would to those questioning their lofty claims: “Disrespect me again and you’re gone”, threatened someone in charge of the project’s Twitter account.